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They [A]offered me the [D]office, 
offered me the [E]sho[A]p
They [A]said I'd better 
[D]take anything they [E]got[A]
Do you [D]wanna make tea at the BBC?
Do you wanna be, 
do you really wanna be a [E]cop?

Ca[A]reer oppor[E]tunities, 
the [F#m]ones that never k[D]nock
[A]Every job they [E]offer 
is to [F#m]keep you out the d[D]ock
Ca[A]reer oppor[E]tunities, 
the [F#m]ones that ne[D]ver k[A]nock[E][A][E]

[A]I hate the army and 
I [D]hate the R.A.[E]F.[A]
[A]I don't wanna go a-[D]fighting 
in the tropical [E]hea[A]t
[D]I hate the Civil Service rules
And I won't open letter bombs for [E]you

Ca[A]reer oppor[E]tunities, 
the [F#m]ones that never k[D]nock
[A]Every job they [E]offer 
is to [F#m]keep you out the d[D]ock
Ca[A]reer oppor[E]tunities, 
the [F#m]ones that ne[D]ver k[A]nock[E][A][E]

[A][G][A][C]Bus driver...[A][G][A] 
A[C]mbulance man...[A][G][A]
Ti[C]cket inspector...
[D]I won't [E]understand

[A]They're gonna have to 
i[D]ntroduce con[E]scrip[A]tion
[A]They're gonna have to 
[D]take away my per[E]scrip[A]tion
[D]If they wanna get me makin' toys
If they wanna get me, 
well, I got no [E]choice

Ca[A]reer oppor[E]tunities, 
the [F#m]ones that never k[D]nock
[A]Every job they [E]offer 
is to [F#m]keep you out the d[D]ock
Ca[A]reer oppor[E]tunities, 
the [F#m]ones that ne[D]ver k[A]nock[E][A][E]

C[A]ar[E]ee[F#m]r[D]
C[A]ar[E]ee[F#m]r[D]
C[A]ar[E]ee[F#m]rAn' I nev[D]er wanna kn[A]ock